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cheapgalaxyclothes:

I have finally made my YOU CAN HAVE FREE SHIT  giveaway!

So, rules for entering!

  1. Thou shalt follow me
  2. Thou shalt reblog this however many times you choose. Annoy the heck out of your followers if you want, but be a gentle person and, you know, kinda not.
  3. Giveaway blogs can participate I don’t care if your goal in life is to get free shit
  4. Likes count too, but you know, only once

So yes. I think that’s oh fuck PRIZES YES!

There will be, at first, 2 hoodies up, going to two different people (or one lucky person). You must, of course, have your ask box open so I can contact you about your winnings. If my message isn’t answered within 3 days (and it doesn’t say anywhere that you’ll be unavailable) I’ll pick someone else.

IN THE CASE that this gets more than 500 notes, the winners may pick some things with a total value of $25 (this means that it’s including shipping) (I know it’s douchy if you live in a shitty country like mine where you can’t get cheap shipping, but hey you can get another hoodie if you want) off of my page.

If this gets more than 1.000 notes, there will be three winners of the hoodies heck yes. Also they can all choose something off of my blog. No limit.In the case of 2.500 notes, I will order the winners a pizza (or you can get something else of my page, though you know, pizza). Not kidding. Or I’ll transfer you the money for pizza. Pizza will find a way!

Since I’m going to a con next month I’ll be broke as fuck (sorry just remembered uwu) so I have to say that this giveaway ends on the 1st of June. Have fun!

  #giveaway    #giveaway problem    #i found my life    #galaxies stuff    #all the yes  
i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it
a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

  #cats    #adorable babies  
  #truth  

bromoyed:

tzimiskes:

bromoyed:

concepts that i cannot for the life of me understand:

  • sub rose
  • dom dave

imagine dave trying to dom rose and shes trying to sub but she just ends up laughing because hes one of those tumblr doms that are like “you. here. now.” in a poorly fitting dress shirt and then she doms the hell out of him

"yeah you like it when i hit you, dont you, because youve been a bad girl"
"I sure have. Last night, I erased your recording of Gossip Girl on the Tivo. Punish me rough, Daddy."
"ok hold on you arent serious are you because that is not sexy at all thats just fucking rude"

  #homestuck    #dave and rose    #dersecest    #incest    #nsfw    #all the yes    #yes yes yes  
sylaha:

theumbrellaseller:

Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.
Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.
Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.
Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.
Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.
Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.

so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”
and then I read clint’s
and now I am crying.

sylaha:

theumbrellaseller:

Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.

Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.

Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.

Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.

Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.

Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.

so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”

and then I read clint’s

and now I am crying.

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  #marvel    #avengers    #i lost it at clint's    #omg    #perfection!!    #but now i'd seriously wonder about clint either way  
royalgryphon:

Snake buttons for sale probably at fwa.  They still need touching up and fixing but these are the ideas for the most part! Gonna do birds too if I can finish a good set. Some people have been requesting lizards.

royalgryphon:

Snake buttons for sale probably at fwa.
They still need touching up and fixing but these are the ideas for the most part! Gonna do birds too if I can finish a good set. Some people have been requesting lizards.

  #snakes    #reptiles    #adorable babus    #look at how cute they are    #i want all of them  
yuriisawesome:

These are my legs. My mother is trying to force me to shave them. I do not feel comfortable with that. I am seventeen and I can decide about my own body on my own. I am sick of her trying to control me and treating me like a young child.
 I want to show her how many people think the same.
Reblog if you think that as long as I keep my body clean and healthy, my mother shouldn’t tell me what to do with it.

yuriisawesome:

These are my legs.
My mother is trying to force me to shave them. I do not feel comfortable with that. I am seventeen and I can decide about my own body on my own. I am sick of her trying to control me and treating me like a young child.

 I want to show her how many people think the same.

Reblog if you think that as long as I keep my body clean and healthy, my mother shouldn’t tell me what to do with it.

  #body policing  

I think I broke Harry Potter

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

  #harry potter    #disappointed that harry just went easily with magic    #muggle world is also interesting come on    #hermione you too  
scolipede:

#001

scolipede:

#001

  #pokemon    #the one and only rule